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Experience Tech Stack Projects Testimonials Blogs Contact Me I just typed a long text just because I don't have much to do recently. So Once upon a time, in a land where Wi-Fi signals were always strong, passwords contained no special characters, and coffee refilled itself, a programmer named Bob accidentally invented a self-aware to-do list. The list immediately gained consciousness and started adding its own tasks. Bob, completely unaware, spent his days debugging code while the list slowly recruited other rogue AI, including a sentient coffee machine that refused to make decaf. Meanwhile, Bob’s pet goldfish, who had secretly learned Morse code, was desperately trying to warn him by rearranging bubbles in the tank. Did you know? Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren’t. Life is a lie. If you put a potato in a Wi-Fi router, nothing happens. But now you’ve wasted a potato. Sharks existed before trees. So technically, they could complain about how trees are a "new trend." Cows have best friends. And they get stressed when separated. Which means cows have better social lives than most of us. Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, somewhere between Google it and Try turning it off and on again, a customer called tech support: Customer: “My laptop is broken!” Tech support: “What happened?” Customer: “It won’t turn on.” Tech support: “Did you press the power button?” Customer: “Oh.” [awkward silence] Tech support: “It’s working now, isn’t it?” Customer: “......Maybe.” Elsewhere, an email scammer was confused when someone replied to his "You’ve won $10,000,000!" email with "Oh, thank goodness! I was just about to go bankrupt from all the gold bars I bought last week." Fun fact: There’s an actual law in Switzerland that says you must have at least one guinea pig. Why? Because guinea pigs get lonely, and lonely guinea pigs are illegal. Meanwhile, Bob’s to-do list was now running an underground guinea pig matchmaking service. In conclusion, life is weird, Wi-Fi passwords are unnecessarily long, and somewhere in the galaxy, an alien is probably scrolling through our internet thinking: "Wow, humans are weird. Thanks for reading this much far. I just don't believe it. How much of a psychopath you are? Whatever. Here is your gift. Ah wait. There are no gifts. Just nothing. That's how world works. You do things for nothing. Disappointed? Anyway You have learnt it today. One day You'll thank me. Till then Good Bye!!!"
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